HAHAH. ohh, man.Why should Alex get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Alex? Hm? Rian is just as cute as Alex. Rian is just as smart as Alex. People totally like Rian just as much as they like Alex. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what All Time Low is about. We should totally just *stab* Alex!
EMME LOVE.
once upon a time, there was this chick named emme. she had an unnatural obsession with all things all time low. love her, okay?
following
ider where i saw this, but it made me laugh.
spencer, on wednesdays we wear flip flops. get your shit together.
i wish this went slower… ‘cause it’s all jumpy. but i love that part of the video.
Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter
This is quite possibly the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen/heard in my 21 years on this Earth. I don’t know how many times I’ve seen this now, but it still makes me laugh out loud. “Bastert!”
XDDD OMEGLE > ALL.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting wIth a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GASKARTH?
Stranger: IT’S GASKANK BITCH.
Stranger: TUMBLR?
Stranger: ACTUALLY I LIED. ITS REALLY GABEY BABY
Stranger: WHY U MAD THO?
You: MAD?
You: I’M NOT MAD. I JUST LOVE GASKARTH.
Stranger: WAIT WAIT WAIT
You: AND GABE, FOR THAT MATTER.
Stranger: YOU HAVE A TUMBLR DON’T YOU?
You: I HAVE A FEELING YOU’RE THE PERSON I JUST TALKED TO…
Stranger: MAYBE
Stranger: WAS IT EWXSLUTFACE?
You: HAHA THAT WOULD MAKE ME LAUGH.
You: …NO.
Stranger: THEN IT WASNT.
Stranger: BECAUSE EWXSLUTFACE IS ME.
You: OH. WELL. I HAVE A TUMBLR, YEAH.
Stranger: THATS COO.
Stranger: GOODLUCK ON YOUR QUEST TO FIND OTHERS.
You: MMHM. TO YOU AS WELL.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: hey hey hey!
You: what’s up?
Stranger: NOTHING
You: i love alex gaskarth.
Stranger: OMG NO WAY
Stranger: DID YOU KNOW HE’S A PEDO
You: what?
You: for reals?
You: well, i’d fuck him. and i’m not legal yet.
You: so the fact that he’s a pedo is quite alright.
Stranger: HE DOES NOT WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES, K?
Stranger: HE HAS A GF.
Stranger: PS HE’S A TRANNY TOO
You: i knowww he has a gf. and i’m pretty sure alex can’t have bbs. XD
You: oh really? that makes him even more attractive.
Stranger: ALEX GASKARF IS A TROLL.
Stranger: LOOK AT HIS EYEBROWS.
Stranger: LOOK AT THEM
You: mm. i love his eye brows!
Stranger: HE’S A TROLL
Stranger: THEY’RE CATERPILLARS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
HAHAHAHA i love omegle. sfm.
