November 2009
4 posts
ider where i saw this, but it made me laugh.
easymorning:
Why should Alex get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Alex? Hm? Rian is just as cute as Alex. Rian is just as smart as Alex. People totally like Rian just as much as they like Alex. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what All Time Low is...
September 2009
6 posts
Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter →
lisanoelruocco:
This is quite possibly the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen/heard in my 21 years on this Earth. I don’t know how many times I’ve seen this now, but it still makes me laugh out loud. “Bastert!”
XDDD OMEGLE > ALL.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting wIth a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GASKARTH?
Stranger: IT’S GASKANK BITCH.
Stranger: TUMBLR?
Stranger: ACTUALLY I LIED. ITS REALLY GABEY BABY
Stranger: WHY U MAD THO?
You: MAD?
You: I’M NOT MAD. I JUST LOVE GASKARTH.
Stranger: WAIT WAIT WAIT
You: AND GABE, FOR THAT MATTER.
Stranger: YOU HAVE A TUMBLR DON’T YOU?
You: I...
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: hey hey hey!
You: what’s up?
Stranger: NOTHING
You: i love alex gaskarth.
Stranger: OMG NO WAY
Stranger: DID YOU KNOW HE’S A PEDO
You: what?
You: for reals?
You: well, i’d fuck him. and i’m not legal yet.
You: so the fact that he’s a pedo is quite...
August 2009
3 posts
BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
holy fucking shit guys. i saw all time low today. and i can’t believe how fucking amazing it was.
JADSFASDK;FJLASDF;LKASDJADL;FK
OMG. sooo. i got up super early and straightened my hair and shit, and so i called my friends and whatever, and they came over at 10:15ish. so i rush out the door, and we go, and i’m super excited, and my two friends and i are just freaking out and...
Did you reject or accept your last friend request? - i’m pretty sure i rejected it. but i don’t really remember. XD Was the last person you hugged a male or female? - uhm… male. it was my brother. /loser When is the next time you’ll fly on a plane? - friday! i’m going to californiaa! What are your plans for this upcoming weekend? - going to california for my grandma’s...
to lauren.
we rival alex and jack. we completely beat the shit out of demi and selena. we pwn blair and serena. jacob and bella can kiss our ass. we’re the ultimate besties. you’re my brotha from anotha motha. i just hope you know that i’ll never forget you.
as if i could ever, ever forget you. even if i wanted to. (; you’re my best friend in the world. the universe. the fucking...
June 2009
3 posts
what the hell is tumblr?
uhh, hey guys. i was pressured into creating a tumblr. wellll, not pressured, but i made one. yeah. hey. soo, i’m pretty happy atm. i’m on some pretty pimp sites cough a cia academy and a laguna beach cough. oh, and i’m loving me some taylena plots at the moment. TELL ME IF YOU NEED A TLAUT, cause i will make him for you. yush yush. oh, and guess what? IT’S SUMMER. oh, and...