September 2009
6 posts
Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter →
lisanoelruocco:
This is quite possibly the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen/heard in my 21 years on this Earth. I don’t know how many times I’ve seen this now, but it still makes me laugh out loud. “Bastert!”
XDDD OMEGLE > ALL.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting wIth a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GASKARTH?
Stranger: IT’S GASKANK BITCH.
Stranger: TUMBLR?
Stranger: ACTUALLY I LIED. ITS REALLY GABEY BABY
Stranger: WHY U MAD THO?
You: MAD?
You: I’M NOT MAD. I JUST LOVE GASKARTH.
Stranger: WAIT WAIT WAIT
You: AND GABE, FOR THAT MATTER.
Stranger: YOU HAVE A TUMBLR DON’T YOU?
You: I...
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: hey hey hey!
You: what’s up?
Stranger: NOTHING
You: i love alex gaskarth.
Stranger: OMG NO WAY
Stranger: DID YOU KNOW HE’S A PEDO
You: what?
You: for reals?
You: well, i’d fuck him. and i’m not legal yet.
You: so the fact that he’s a pedo is quite...