we rival alex and jack. we completely beat the shit out of demi and selena. we pwn blair and serena. jacob and bella can kiss our ass. we’re the ultimate besties. you’re my brotha from anotha motha. i just hope you know that i’ll never forget you.

as if i could ever, ever forget you. even if i wanted to. (; you’re my best friend in the world. the universe. the fucking galaxy, baby. i’ve known you for seven years, liked you for six. (; but we both know i was a bitchy third grader. it’s hard to type while i’m sobbing, so bear with me? we went through this six months ago, and now your dad is proposing a move again. i know we’re hoping he fucks up and his boss fires him, but we both know it’s for real this time. i regret not spending as much time with you this year as i could have… i regret it more than anything. every minute i didn’t with you hurts me… we might get into fights and arguments every once in a while. but really, we both know it always ends up a tie - 0-0. XD we both hate kings of leon, thank god. ‘cause i don’t think i could share my soul with someone who likes them. XD your laugh makes me laugh, which was always a problem when we were in the same classes. even though we go to different schools, and you’re moving soon, i know in my heart of hearts that you’ll always be my best friend. it’s silly that i’m crying, writing this. and i know you’ll never read this, unless you have an online alias and you’re following me on twitter… but i know we would have realized it already because we have too much in common AND too many differences. i’ll come visit you in boston if you come visit me at home. and promise to go to all the all time low shows just for me, and i’ll go to all the death cab concerts so i can fall asleep. honestly, i could write forever about how much i love you. to tell you the truth, 49% of my heart is yours. then 49% belongs to the boys of all time low. :P then that other 2% is shared among the other people. XD but you. you’re my pomeranian, my hawaiian lei’er. XD my blabber tooth tiger, buddha rockin’ everywhere, and the bitchy best friend. i’m your scene groupie, your toucan shananigam, and the funny best friend. i remember all my important milestones were spent with you. as soon as i got home from that date, i ran to your house to tell you about my first kiss. that was the day you discovered all time low, and you turned me on to them. i’m forever thankful for that. the first time we drank, you ordered for me at rice box because i was too scared. XD our end of the school year rap? i’m sure i’ll never forget the words. and the day heath ledger died, you stayed on the phone with me for two hours while i cried. i love you more than i can express. right now, i’m making a playlist of us so i can burn a cd for you. we dreamed about going to college together, and i was gonna marry alex gaskarth and you were gonna marry taylor lautner. haha. then, we were gonna live in a mansion together with our hubbys and it would have been happily ever after. but i guess shit happens, and plans change. lauren, i’ll love you forever. and i wish i could write more right now, but i need to do my homework. i feel like i’m gonna be sick, which sucks. but i’ll be calling you later. laureene, you’ll always be my bestest friend. 

it’s simple. i love you.