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You’re now chatting wIth a random stranger. Say hi!

You: GASKARTH?

Stranger: IT’S GASKANK BITCH.

Stranger: TUMBLR?

Stranger: ACTUALLY I LIED. ITS REALLY GABEY BABY

Stranger: WHY U MAD THO?

You: MAD?

You: I’M NOT MAD. I JUST LOVE GASKARTH.

Stranger: WAIT WAIT WAIT

You: AND GABE, FOR THAT MATTER.

Stranger: YOU HAVE A TUMBLR DON’T YOU?

You: I HAVE A FEELING YOU’RE THE PERSON I JUST TALKED TO…

Stranger: MAYBE

Stranger: WAS IT EWXSLUTFACE?

You: HAHA THAT WOULD MAKE ME LAUGH.

You: …NO.

Stranger: THEN IT WASNT.

Stranger: BECAUSE EWXSLUTFACE IS ME.

You: OH. WELL. I HAVE A TUMBLR, YEAH.

Stranger: THATS COO.

Stranger: GOODLUCK ON YOUR QUEST TO FIND OTHERS.

You: MMHM. TO YOU AS WELL.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.